The Kitten
Feb. 27th, 2010 01:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rai_ryuDear lord, this is probably the first Dragonball Z fanfic I ever wrote. Please, forgive me. Its horrifying. Spelling and grammar are left the way they are in the original. Written in GRADE SIX which is disgraceful.
And, without further ado:
One day Gohan was doing his homework and he heard a meowing or something that sounded like it, it was like a cross between a meow and a giggle he looked out the window and he saw a small tabby cat actually it was a kitten. "hey come here cat" he said "why? why are you doing homework?!?" said the kitten inquistifly "my name's Nikita whats yours?! is it aron cuz you look like a guy from a mageazine named aron carter." Gohan's etes were wide he cats gould talk except for puar he blinked as the cat floated up to the window it was smileing so that it's eyes looked like upside down U's it giggled then it gust dissaperd he heard giggleing he looked Behind him "wah!? how'd you Get there?!?!" the kitten was behind him by the door "can I leave I want to visit someone" said the cat gohan blinked again "uh?!? ok cat?!" Gohan stamered "thankx" the kitten smiled and disappered...out on a field By capsule corp. Vegita was floating in the AiR thinking angrily about stuff(as he usually did) when a kitten apeared on his haed "Ah!?! Get of me!" vegita yelled very loudly as he wiped the cat at the ground and Blasted it "that should take care if it?!" evily laughed vegita just then the cat floated up to him "hehoiheho! hi mister Bighair ever notice that your hair sorta looks purple I think you should dye it black cuz purple makes you look so gay!" the kitten laughed as it sat on his haed he tried to pull it off but he couldnt "Do you like candy I really like it wats your favourite kind? my favourite kind is chocolate almonds, i like canned peaches cuz suirup is nice and slimey, you shure have lots of hair mister Bighair and its sticking up maby you need Geel you sure have big eyes people say I talk to much Do you think so? Do you have a name mister Bighair?" the Kitten paused to take breath "My name is Vegita angrilly "Oh!? I thought it was mister Bighair cuz your har's rilly Bi-" HOW COULD YOU INSUT THE SAIN PRICE!!! Vegita yelled "Oh? Your a prince I've never nown a prince none of my friends probably don't know princes do you have friends?" the kitten asked why does this kitten keep asking questions thought Vegita he said "Quiet cat. you speak nonsense" the kitten frowned for a second then smiled as she dug her claws in Vegita's scalp "OW!? stop clawing at me cat!!!" Vegita yelled louder than ever Before so that all the pople at capsule cop. could hear "now he's goten into a fight with a cat ge sure is one wierd person" throught Dr. Brief all the say bak at capsule corp. The cat took her claws out of Vegita's head "you do have a friend his name's Kakarot isn't it?" Vegita couldn't speak how? did this cat read his mind "and you also have a son named Trunks he just went back to the future I'm going to visit him wana come?" Vegita looked angrily at the cat "geuss not" said the cat and then it just disappered.
Stay tuned for part two tomorrow, folks.
For some reason, all the exclamation marks are bolded in the original writing after anything Vegeta says. There's also a lot of innappropriatly placed question marks. Sorry for the wall of text.
And, without further ado:
One day Gohan was doing his homework and he heard a meowing or something that sounded like it, it was like a cross between a meow and a giggle he looked out the window and he saw a small tabby cat actually it was a kitten. "hey come here cat" he said "why? why are you doing homework?!?" said the kitten inquistifly "my name's Nikita whats yours?! is it aron cuz you look like a guy from a mageazine named aron carter." Gohan's etes were wide he cats gould talk except for puar he blinked as the cat floated up to the window it was smileing so that it's eyes looked like upside down U's it giggled then it gust dissaperd he heard giggleing he looked Behind him "wah!? how'd you Get there?!?!" the kitten was behind him by the door "can I leave I want to visit someone" said the cat gohan blinked again "uh?!? ok cat?!" Gohan stamered "thankx" the kitten smiled and disappered...out on a field By capsule corp. Vegita was floating in the AiR thinking angrily about stuff(as he usually did) when a kitten apeared on his haed "Ah!?! Get of me!" vegita yelled very loudly as he wiped the cat at the ground and Blasted it "that should take care if it?!" evily laughed vegita just then the cat floated up to him "hehoiheho! hi mister Bighair ever notice that your hair sorta looks purple I think you should dye it black cuz purple makes you look so gay!" the kitten laughed as it sat on his haed he tried to pull it off but he couldnt "Do you like candy I really like it wats your favourite kind? my favourite kind is chocolate almonds, i like canned peaches cuz suirup is nice and slimey, you shure have lots of hair mister Bighair and its sticking up maby you need Geel you sure have big eyes people say I talk to much Do you think so? Do you have a name mister Bighair?" the Kitten paused to take breath "My name is Vegita angrilly "Oh!? I thought it was mister Bighair cuz your har's rilly Bi-" HOW COULD YOU INSUT THE SAIN PRICE!!! Vegita yelled "Oh? Your a prince I've never nown a prince none of my friends probably don't know princes do you have friends?" the kitten asked why does this kitten keep asking questions thought Vegita he said "Quiet cat. you speak nonsense" the kitten frowned for a second then smiled as she dug her claws in Vegita's scalp "OW!? stop clawing at me cat!!!" Vegita yelled louder than ever Before so that all the pople at capsule cop. could hear "now he's goten into a fight with a cat ge sure is one wierd person" throught Dr. Brief all the say bak at capsule corp. The cat took her claws out of Vegita's head "you do have a friend his name's Kakarot isn't it?" Vegita couldn't speak how? did this cat read his mind "and you also have a son named Trunks he just went back to the future I'm going to visit him wana come?" Vegita looked angrily at the cat "geuss not" said the cat and then it just disappered.
Stay tuned for part two tomorrow, folks.
For some reason, all the exclamation marks are bolded in the original writing after anything Vegeta says. There's also a lot of innappropriatly placed question marks. Sorry for the wall of text.
